Bound to be in style - The expedient of a carriage painter's daughter at Vallejo, Cal., to obtain striped stockings.
Idiotic freak of some young men at Los Angeles.
With open mouths and protruding tusks, they warn the intruder agents too near an approach.
An Old Man in San Francisco Becomes Enraged at a Young Lady who Teased Him and Flings Her from a Fourth story Balcony.
A wooden Dutchman, rather than no man at all, was what a sensible spinster argued when some practical jokers under took to scare her in Oakland, Cal.


From:
Burke, Sophie Van Elkan Lyons. The amazing adventures of Sophie Lyons, queen of the burglars, or, Why crime does not pay. New York: J.S. Ogilvie Publishing Co., 1913.


