I'm hoping one of these guys is Billy the Kid.
A Chicago man wants a divorce because his wife sings Salvation hymns, gains his suit by having her give an exhibition of her vocal powers in court.
An extraordinary account of a mathematician, mechanician, and musician named Alix.
A lady called at a photograph gallery in Columbus, 0., the other day, with a baby whose photograph she desired taken. The necessary arrangements were made, the little cherub was propped up in a chair in the best possible position, and the artist was proceeding to adjust his camera, when the mother excused herself for a moment. The moment grew to minutes, and the minutes to hours. In short, the mother did not come back, and the artist finds himself with a ready-made baby on his hands, whose name and origin are unknown to him.
Illustrated Police News, March 26, 1880.